
There is now a halfpipe at the house where “A Talking Cat!?!” was filmed, so it’s time for a totally tubular sequel.
The Movie: The Blog
There is now a halfpipe at the house where “A Talking Cat!?!” was filmed, so it’s time for a totally tubular sequel.
Okay. Who knew atalkingcat.com was going to be an available domain, but here we are back on the road to the
But before we become the metaphorical cat that gets hit by a metaphorical car and must be magicked back to life by some metaphorical Christ-collar, let’s take an actual detour and visit another move in the !?! universe. That’s right, germs and viruses. It’s time for My Stepbrother
Let’s get a couple of things out of the way before the stream of consciousness blogging begins. This is another David DeCoteau kids film directed under the fake name Mary Crawford. And it’s not written by Andrew Helm, of Easter Puppy and A Talking Cat!?! fame.
Okay, 20 minutes in. Time to give this movie a break and pick it up another night. Whew.
A Pony Tale, formerly known as A Talking Pony!?!, is streaming on Netflix. Here is a record of my live reaction to the, assumed, horrors I am about to encounter.
Before we start, here are some things I know, or think I know. A Pony Tale is another straight to video movie directed by David DeCoteau under the pseudonym of Mary Crawford. It stars the two horrible adults from A Talking Cat!?!, Kristine DeBell and Johnny Whitaker. Johnny will be providing the voice of the talking horse. Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert. The horse talks. Horse. Not pony. Horse.
And now, we watch.
It’s time to watch Magic Puppy, from the writer and director team behind A Talking Cat!?!, and spew out words as they come to me. It’ll be terrible.
Magic Puppy, formerly known as A Magic Puppy, A Halloween Puppy, and The Great Halloween Puppy Adventure, is now streaming with its new dog, poster, and tagline. This Halloween, unleash the IMPAWSIBLE with Eric Roberts.
Magic Puppy is written by the same person who wrote A Talking Cat!?! I could have used a bunch of sarcastic quotation marks there, but I didn’t.
These are all the same film.
The dogs (all different) are taken from a stock photo website. None of them are the dog in the actual film.
The house is also a stock photo.
The director, David DeCoteau is better known for his soft-core gay porn horror films.
Some of the shots in this film are duplicated in David DeCoteau’s later masterpiece, A Talking Cat!?! which also stars Kristine DeBell and Eric Roberts.
This film is not as good as A Talking Cat!?!
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A Talking Cat!?! is The Room of anthropomorphic animal movies featuring Eric Roberts
The AV Club takes an in depth look at career of Eric Roberts while taking apart A Talking Cat!?!
i just spent one hour and 25 minutes of my time watching this movie. was it worth it? yes. i sat down for an hour and almost a half watching how a brilliant talking cat brought two families together. they literally use a moving mspaint black circle and a bad microphone recording to make the cat look like it was talking
okay BUT ALSO I THINK IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU WATCH THE TRAILER AT LEAST because LOOK IT WAS MADE IN THE YEAR 2013 AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE YOUVE WALKED ONTO THE SET OF A LOW BUDGET TALKING CAT PORNO
OK actually IT IS THE SET OF A SOFTCORE PORN MOVIE
ACTUALLY
CHECK THIS OUT:
that’s the talking cat movie ^
and here’s 1313:UFO INVASION vvvvv
SAME DOOR
I LOOKED IT UP, SAME PRODUCTION COMPANY
1313:UFO INVASION IS LITERALLY TWINKY DUDES SWIMMING IN A POOL, GETTING TIED UP, AND GOING FOR VERY LONG WALKS
watch the trailer here
i like how that’s not even the cat in the movie
i also love the “other things that our actors were in”. holy shit! kristen debell from meatballs? NO WAY
A lovely Tumblr string of different people discovering the madness behind A Talking Cat!?!. More importantly, the string has gotten 9,000 likes. That’s 9,000 people on Tumblr that know about A Talking Cat!?! It doesn’t get much better than that.