Being generous, A Talking Cat!?! is only 43% (or 37 minutes) too long. That means the movie has only 48 minutes of “content” in it, and even that number is probably too high.
I did a rough edit of the above scene (where it looks like everyone is dying from the flu, because it’s night?) and was easily able to hack out 37 seconds without losing any “story.”
37 seconds is 43% of the 64 second clip. Applying this percentage of waste to the rest of the movie, we’re left with 48 minutes.
The edited clip is in the larger window while the original clip is in the smaller window.
You knew A Talking Cat!?! was an amazing waste of time on so many levels, but math has shown you how many saltine crackers there are in this meatloaf of a movie.
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