A Talking Cat!?! - The Movie - The Blog

All about the movie A Talking Cat!?!

red-scout-desu:

ftmark:

transmutes:

anikicomplex:

i just spent one hour and 25 minutes of my time watching this movie. was it worth it? yes. i sat down for an hour and almost a half watching how a brilliant talking cat brought two families together. they literally use a moving mspaint black circle and a bad microphone recording to make the cat look like it was talking

okay BUT ALSO I THINK IT IS CRITICAL THAT YOU WATCH THE TRAILER AT LEAST because LOOK IT WAS MADE IN THE YEAR 2013 AND ALSO LOOKS LIKE YOUVE WALKED ONTO THE SET OF A LOW BUDGET TALKING CAT PORNO

OK actually IT IS THE SET OF A SOFTCORE PORN MOVIE

ACTUALLY

CHECK THIS OUT:

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that’s the talking cat movie ^

and here’s 1313:UFO INVASION vvvvv

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SAME DOOR

I LOOKED IT UP, SAME PRODUCTION COMPANY

1313:UFO INVASION IS LITERALLY TWINKY DUDES SWIMMING IN A POOL, GETTING TIED UP, AND GOING FOR VERY LONG WALKS

watch the trailer here

i like how that’s not even the cat in the movie

i also love the “other things that our actors were in”. holy shit! kristen debell from meatballs? NO WAY

A lovely Tumblr string of different people discovering the madness behind A Talking Cat!?!. More importantly, the string has gotten 9,000 likes. That’s 9,000 people on Tumblr that know about A Talking Cat!?! It doesn’t get much better than that.

https://atalkingcat.com/2013/02/28/red-scout-desu-ftmark-transmutes/

Being generous, A Talking Cat!?! is only 43% (or 37 minutes) too long. That means the movie has only 48 minutes of “content” in it, and even that number is probably too high.

I did a rough edit of the above scene (where it looks like everyone is dying from the flu, because it’s night?) and was easily able to hack out 37 seconds without losing any “story.”

37 seconds is 43% of the 64 second clip. Applying this percentage of waste to the rest of the movie, we’re left with 48 minutes.

The edited clip is in the larger window while the original clip is in the smaller window.

You knew A Talking Cat!?! was an amazing waste of time on so many levels, but math has shown you how many saltine crackers there are in this meatloaf of a movie.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

https://atalkingcat.com/2013/03/02/being-generous-a-talking-cat-is-only-43-or/