I think I broke my Netflix recommendations.
https://atalkingcat.com/2013/03/22/i-think-i-broke-my-netflix-recommendations/
My Stepbrother is a Vampire!?! I can’t blog as fast as these movies are being made!
Thanks to Alex Jowski for pointing this one out.
https://atalkingcat.com/2013/03/25/my-stepbrother-is-a-vampire-i-cant-blog-as/
These are all the same film.
The dogs (all different) are taken from a stock photo website. None of them are the dog in the actual film.
The house is also a stock photo.
The director, David DeCoteau is better known for his soft-core gay porn horror films.
Some of the shots in this film are duplicated in David DeCoteau’s later masterpiece, A Talking Cat!?! which also stars Kristine DeBell and Eric Roberts.
This film is not as good as A Talking Cat!?!
https://atalkingcat.com/2013/03/26/cakeinmilk-these-are-all-the-same-film-the/
Horrible Mother is Horrible
After a quick (who am I kidding, it’s long) shot of a beautiful sewer culvert, we cut from the living room to outside the living room. Certainly a change of location that deserves more lingering establishing shots.
It’s time for horrible mother Susan to try and not be horrible for once. She has done a lot of yelling at her dumb kids for being dumb. Must be time to tell Trent he isn’t dumb, the big dummy.
Trent, you idiot! Why are you using a drill bit extension?
How deep do you plan on screwing?
Enough double entendre. Susan comforts Trent a bit. Makes sure he doesn’t think he’s dumb because she doesn’t think he’s dumb. He just doesn’t know what he wants to do with his life. Maybe a hug will make things better.
Nope. Now Trent is more depressed than ever. Better go back to drilling some wood. Good scene, everyone. That’s a wrap. Grab some off brand M&Ms at the craft services table and be ready to go in 5.