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All about the movie A Talking Cat!?!

Trent and Business

Trent is a man out of place in A Talking Cat!?! He’s a sensitive boy who likes to go for long walks and is handy around the house. He’s basically a generic dating profile. He also has a slamming body. What? David DeCoteau doesn’t cast guys unless they look good with their shirts off.

Trent and MOTY!?!Our introduction to Trent goes like this. He enters from screen right, leans over his sister menacingly, and growls “stop bugging mom about business college.” Trent sounds like a bully, but really he’s stuck in a horrible situation with a wretched mother and a wicked sister. Something about this sounds familiar. Oh well.

Mom stands by, concerned about her shoes (really), as this exchange happens.

Tina: Why don’t you shut it?
Trent: Why don’t YOU shut it, you’re the annoying one.
Tina: No, you’re the one who doesn’t even know what he’s going to do with his life. At least I have direction and purpose.
Trent: And if only you had a personality, you might have a future.
Tina: I hate you Trent.
Trent: Ditto.

Holy crap! Mom! Say something!

MOTY: Can you guys give it a rest and help me find my shoes or I won’t feed you for a week.

Whoops, sorry I asked you to say something, mom. You were woefully unprepared to speak. Sorry I put you in a tough spot. This one is my fault.

Remember when you felt sorry for Tina because she couldn’t go to business college? That was 10 seconds ago. Now she’s the awful girl who dresses down her brother in front of an uncaring and self-absorbed mother.

But what about mom’s shoes? Don’t worry. Trent spies them outside on the other side of the wall. Mom looks and agrees she can see the shoes that she can’t see because they’re on the other side of the wall.

Outside, at the shoes, Duffy the talking cat is in the middle of a sales presentation when these humans interrupt him. At least, I think it’s a sales presentation. Can’t think of any other reason a cat would have a laser pointer. Unless someone is a really bad cat wrangler and also the editor of the movie can’t edit out a laser pointer.

When you think about it, what makes more sense? That TWO people on one movie did a horrible job, or a cat is giving a sales presentation? Occam’s razor, my friends. That cat is most definitely in the middle of a PowerPoint deck.

Laser Cat!?!

As shown in the Reading is Hard video I created, Tina finds a job opportunity on her beeping machine. Well, @TheRealAlbrot pointed me towards the actual job description pulled from a FOX affiliate for a traffic assistant.

Sorry, Tina. A college degree is preferred. You should really talk about business college some more.

https://atalkingcat.com/2013/02/20/as-shown-in-the-reading-is-hard-video-i-created/

Yes! A video recap of A Talking Cat!?! from 2 Broke Geeks, who have their own Tumblr right here.

Love all the content people are putting together on A Talking Cat!?! The word keeps spreading!

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

https://atalkingcat.com/2013/02/21/yes-a-video-recap-of-a-talking-cat-from-2/

The Beauty of Nature

It should be pointed out that the talking cat in A Talking Cat!?! hasn’t talked yet. We’ve heard its thoughts about beeping machines, yes. It sniffed some shoes, sure. But its mouth hasn’t opened to speak yet. There’s a reason for that, which we’ll get to when the talking actually happens.

Until then, we are treated to the voice of Eric Roberts at it floats blissfully over beautiful shots of nature, like this one.

Culvert!?!

Oh, sorry. That was a sewer culvert. Ummm, well. There are some waterfalls and palm trees in the movie too. But also, a sewer culvert.

As we gaze at the beauty of the culvert, Duffy (the talking cat) explains that he is a “human whisperer” and its his job to bring people together at just the right time.

Why? How? Shush. You and your stupid questions. I bet you’re that kind of person who was disappointed by the end of Lost.

Me too.

Let me lay out our playing pieces so far. We have a father and son who hate each other/run a murder hotel. We have another terrible family filled with horrible people. And we have a cat that is going to bring all this hate and spite together under one roof.

Maybe this is a kids movie after all.

Your movie is about A Talking Cat!?! How about you find a trainable cat! Or, failing that, a cat that will drink milk without throwing…what…tuna in there? Clay? What is that?

Fine. You have to use a laser pointer to corral the cat. The editor should have taken out the shots where the laser pointer is visible.

But the script calls for a cat to drink milk, I guess. And if there is no milk, the director walks. It’d be the end of the world if it was eating tuna from a bowl. It has to be milk!

Get another cat! Any cat would better. You picked the worst cat! Why did you pick this cat?

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

https://atalkingcat.com/2013/02/22/your-movie-is-about-a-talking-cat-how-about-you/

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