Your movie is about A Talking Cat!?! How about you find a trainable cat! Or, failing that, a cat that will drink milk without throwing…what…tuna in there? Clay? What is that?

Fine. You have to use a laser pointer to corral the cat. The editor should have taken out the shots where the laser pointer is visible.

But the script calls for a cat to drink milk, I guess. And if there is no milk, the director walks. It’d be the end of the world if it was eating tuna from a bowl. It has to be milk!

Get another cat! Any cat would better. You picked the worst cat! Why did you pick this cat?